Problems right from the start. I was traveling with my husband and our four boys ages 19, 14, 12, 8 and my sister ,her husband and her kids ages 19, 16, 12. We booked three rooms. When we got to the resort we were told that our rooms where in buildings 7, 34 & 65! Now 7 and 65 are about one mile away!!!! I said this will NOT work! I can't have my kids so far. Plus my sister and I didn't want to be that far considering we booked six months before. They blamed it on Expedia. We demanded to speak to someone in charge. NO ONE SPEAKS ENGLISH! It was "impossoblio" to get better rooms. My brother in law who speaks Italian can also speak Spanish, thank God. They miraculously came up with three rooms all together.
BAR~ After the plane ride and the room mix up I just needed a nice tropical drink. After all I was not letting anything get me down. I was on vacation. OK that attitude lasted about two minutes. No one spoke English at the lobby bar. My tropical drink was disgusting. It had some weird liquor in it that did not even get you relaxed. They add a dot of alcohol. Now I would not consider myself an alcoholic by any means but I would like alcohol in my drink, mucho not a dot! What the hell is Classico anyway? That is all they have. No grey goose, no Pucker, no Bacardi. Forget an apple Martini, nothing. I was sooooooooo bummed. This was the same which ever bar you went to. Including the TRASHY Casino. What a lame casino! The girl behind the bar was so freakin rude!
KIDS~ Nothing at all for kids to do. They put these lame games together and (God forbid your kids should win at a game) they have the kids go to this lame place at 9:45 PM(!) to pick up a certificate. My poor eight year old, he dragged us to get the certificate, they didn't have it! They said, in Spanish, tomorrow at the beach. Yea, that never happened.
PICTURES~ OK, once again the girl behind the counter at the picture desk in the lobby was so rude and did not speak a word of English. At ten dollars a picture she should have been nicer. So all week I am buying pictures. My kids with a snake, monkey, lizard. We take mucho pictures with the parrot, they accidently erased all the pics off the camera. OK, I posed like a moron with a parrot on my head for nothing, fine. How about all of a sudden I notice people haggling picture prices! Oh yea. I was paying full price and some people where paying half price. Now I did my share of haggling on the beach but I did not think of doing it inside the hotel.
SHOPS~ Oh my goodness! They charge 16% sales tax! Can you imagine? Rude as hell too. One young man was very nice.
RESTURANTS~ Food was OK. I am still sick though. I was sick first, then my sister and my husband. My husband got it the worst but mine came back when I got home.
YOU NEED DRESS PANTS!!!!!!!! We had to buy them there. My husband looked like a weirdo in his white see through pants. He was so pissed. I usually don't pack dress pants, but I will pack dress shorts. No, only MALE kids 10 and under do not need long pants. In fact only males need to wear long pants, woman can go with there asses hanging out that seems to be OK. So we went to the rude 16% sales tax store and found gay traveling pants for everyone. My sister had male capri pants for her oldest son. They said no way they needed to be long pants. After going and spending hundreds of dollars on pants we went to the Mexican resturant, it was not the best. I got sick the next day.
ROOMS~ Mine was always kept very clean. The shower leaked into the toliet area so we had to keep a towel there. No face clothes ever. That did not sit well with me but I got over it. They put a board under the pull out mattress and the beds had sharp springs popping up. I did however like my junior suite. Thank God it was clean.When we were leaving we gave the maid our usual $5.00 per day tip. She was screaming like she just hit the lottery. Then my sister gave her the same tip and we then tipped her for our 19 year old's room. She was so thrilled. I was so happy for her. I had tears in my eyes seeing how happy she was.
NO WASHING MACHINE. I had to rinse everything in the tub. I could not pack bathing suits with sand in them!
POOL~ Dirty always, way to warm and the drinks SUCKED. You could however always get a lounge chair under a beautiful tree.
BEACH~ I liked the beach. It was busy but not overly crowded. Getting lounge chairs after 10:30 was OK but you could not get under a hut or tree at that time. My kids played on the slide everyday. It is $30.00 per day but once again you can haggle. We where down to paying $10.00 per day.
My husband HATED all the "sales people" on the beach. There where tons of people CONSTANTLY asking if you want to buy something or go on an excursion.
Lots of the woman were topless. My kids saw so many boobs that it stopped phasing them after one day. A woman walked up to the beach bar with her boobs hanging to her waist and was drinking and talking to the people she was with like nothing was "different" about her. One dad was surving his topless wife and topless daughter drinks like they where fully clothed. Not what us Americans are used to. I told my kids, that's it mommy's top is going. They all started running out of the water screaming. I could not stop laughing. Of course I was joking!
Jose at the beach bar was so nice and very friendly.
EXCURSIONS~ The ATV riding was terrible! They take you on a bus through the poverty stricken island. My husband almost ran over a wild horse on his ATV! There were kids begging, the ATV's kept breaking down. We saw the horses that they rent out to ride on the beach, we planned on doing that the next day we had already given a deposit, well the horses looked half dead. We cancelled and they gave us most of our money back.
SPA~ The message was nice. The manicure pedicure, terrible! No base coat, no top coat, filed all my nails uneven with a broken file. I paid $39.00 for a horrible manicure.
TRAIN RIDE~ We thankfully where right next to the beach. To get around you must take the train. Once you were on it it was fine but waiting stunk.
SUM IT UP~ Go somewhere else. The vacationers where rude, the staff did not speak English, the drinks where terrible.
Beaches Turks and Caicos was awesome!
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC.
Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
no way!
I recommend this hotel for:
An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, Older travelers, Great pool scene, Families with young children
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, Great pool scene, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun, Outdoor / Adventure, Great food / Wine, Shopping, Spa, Skiing / Winter sports