Transport:
We booked through Orbitz.com and purchased their optional transfers through Grayline.
Grayline representatives were waiting at curbside assisting people with getting on the proper vans for their destinations. There didn’t seem to be any order to the madness, other than if you were pretty, you were given priority service. We watched many people that showed up after us get a ride before us. Once aboard our van, we had stops at several different resorts before reaching the Riu Tequila. Total transport time including loading and wait time: 2 hours. Your driver appreciates a gratuity.
Check-in: The reception people are mostly European, and very hospitable. A welcome fruit punch was given to us as the hotel layout and dining times/restaurants were explained. A room key and safe key are given, as well as stickers with your room number for each of your bags, and porters were waiting. Total time: 10 minutes
As we headed to our room, Manuel, a commissioned sales person with Grayline asked us if we would like to go talk to him about possible tours, and to make time arrangements for our return transport.
Rooms: Our room was ground floor and easy to find using signs. A heavy mildew smell was present during our stay, but we got used to it by day 2. Rooms are spacious, very simple and the beds (two doubles) were firm but not uncomfortable. The ugly thin green bed sheets you see in all the photos are well-worn, but heavy as lead and very warm. There is an extra blanket in the closet if needed. We tested the ceiling fan before the porters left to make sure it worked, and once we manually started it via pull-string, all was well. We reduced the thermostat to the lowest setting, where we kept it for the endurance of our 10 day stay. The safe looked well used and could probably be removed from the drywall with a screwdriver. Nonetheless, our possessions remained untouched during our stay. Small mosquitoes were present on the wall and ceiling of the toilet area, as well as in the bedroom area. I asked the housekeeper to fumigate, and that reduced the mosquito population about 70%. We went to Wal-Mart and bought a plug-in mosquito repellent (about $25pesos) that seemed to help. We didn’t get bit our entire stay.
Housekeeping/Mini-Bar: Our housekeeper, Neima, did a wonderful job. No matter how much sand we tracked in daily, our tile floor was spotless the next day. She was attentive in observing the things we used most, and accommodated us by leaving extra glasses and beverages we liked. Most of the worn and tattered towels we used during our stay smelled musty, like they weren’t thoroughly dried before folding, a few of them stunk to the extent of unusable, not the fault of our housekeeper. The latest we left our room one day was around 2:00pm, and we still received housekeeping. We tipped our housekeeper daily, and on our last night, Neima left us some hand-cut flowers in a water bottle, a very sweet gesture of thanks.
Resort: The resort is fairly easy to navigate, except around the pool areas due to the chairs. There is always a pleasant breeze blowing to take the edge off of the heat. The grounds are very tropical and full of wildlife, not limited to birds, coatis (raccoon things with the long tails), geckos, iguanas, agouti (tailless rat-looking things), and wild house cats. The pools are huge, and look very nice and spacious, with Jacuzzi jets built in at certain areas. Too keep the tropical non-crowded feel, the property is pretty spread out, so get some good walking shoes.
Beach: The beach is a good 10-14 minute walk from the front of the resort, or about 4 minutes via golf-cart shuttle, which runs continuously from 7am-1pm, and 3pm-6 or 7pm. Those big dark colored things you see in the photos are massive mesh-type sandbags that are used to limit beach erosion. They are an eye-sore, but many people like to layout and sun on them and slide off of them into the water. There was never a shortage of beach chairs even on the busiest days we were there. The water is very cloudy and sandy, due to the continuous daily pumping of sand as the resort tries to restore the beach. Taking your snorkel gear in front of the resorts is a waste of time and effort as the visibility is nil. There are fresh-water showers, restrooms, a buffet, and drinks, all at the Riu Yucatan which rims the beach. The clientele at the Riu’s are primarily European, so topless sunbathing is normal. Facing the water, walk to the right for about ½ mile, past all the resorts, and you’ll find some pristine beach and very clear water. There are no restrooms, chairs, shade or concessions down there, so prepare before you walk that far.
Beach Towels: This was a nuisance. You are given one “towel card” per guest, and you must obtain a towel from the “towel hut” located by the pool at the Riu Tequila. The hours are limited, and you can only get one towel per person, per day. You are not allowed to exchange a dirty towel for a clean one within the same day (yes, they actually keep a log of this), only the following day. Should you walk all the way to the beach and discover that you forgot to take your towel, you are not allowed to use the towel hut at the Riu Yucatan, you must walk 20 minutes back to the towel hut at the Riu Tequila.
Dining: There is always food somewhere, primarily buffets, available at the Riu Tequila & Yucatan resorts, until 10:30pm. The breakfast buffet had an extensive variety of dishes, including fresh fruits and omelets. The lunch buffet was more limited, but I will say, their hamburgers and fries are excellent, even if that’s not your type of food. I didn’t care for the pizza at any of the restaurants, but the Spanish and South Americans seemed to love it, their cheese is very different than the mozzarella we use in the United States. The dinner buffet was always varied in the 10 days we were there, serving some standard favorites and nightly themed cuisine. The ice cream is not to be missed! My wife got up early one morning and stood in line to make dinner reservations for the steakhouse, and that was the only meal I was disappointed in. The fried appetizers were good, as was the salad, but my steak (mind you this is a “steakhouse”) was almost un-chewable. The servers were nice and the Baked Alaska was excellent. If you’re hungry after 10:30pm, you’re out of luck with the exception of hamburgers, hotdogs, pizza, and some tasteless sandwiches in the refrigerator at the Sports Bar. One night around 9pm, after eating at the Jalisco buffet, I attempted to take a plate of desserts back to my room for snacking later that night, and was stopped by the Maitre’D and told I could not remove food from the dining room. This was quite embarrassing as he did this in front of a line of people that were waiting to be seated.
Drinks: Your in-room mini-bar is stocked with Jose Cuervo Tequila, and Blat (a Mexican brand) Vodka, Gin, and Rum. Your refrigerator is stocked with Corona (the only beer brand this resort carries anywhere), Pepsi, 7-Up, Orange Soda, Sparkling Mineral Water, Bottled Water (several liter size bottles), and Tonic Water. The bars stock the same brands, and a few top-shelf liquors such as Beefeater Gin. If you do not request a certain brand when asking for a drink, you will get the Mexican brands by default. TAKE YOUR OWN THERMAL MUG, as the drink cups they give you are about 8 oz. Soda, water, reconstituted fruit juice, coffee, tea, Corona and low-grade white, red, and rose wines are available on-tap in every restaurant. All bartenders there are very fast and efficient.
Entertainment: This is the area where the Riu Tequila truly shines. This isn’t the type of entertainment you’ll find in Las Vegas or on a cruise ship, this is homegrown Mexican fun. Every night their actors/dancers put on some form of show that was usually comedy-based. Each actor plays many different roles, and some of the men played better roles as women than the women did, especially the Tina Turner impersonator. Even Michael Jackson would be impressed with the Michael Jackson impersonator. The comedy after 9pm generally tended to lean toward risqué, and I was amazed at how many parents allowed their children to watch the shows. We give our sincerest thanks to all of the hardworking entertainers that made our evening so fun.
Nightlife: After 11pm, it’s either the Sport’s Bar, or the La Piñata Disco. The Sport’s Bar has air hockey, pool tables ($30pesos), and an internet café ($35pesos = 15 minutes, $55pesos = 30 minutes, $80pesos = 1 hour). This is primarily where the younger teenagers that the parents have forgotten about hang out and try to get booze and companions. La Piñata Disco has some good loud house mix music, both English and Latino and a small dance floor. This is where the 18-35 age group hangs out until 2am.
Many people take a taxi into Playa Del Carmen ($60-70pesos) where there is plenty to do until the early hours, from shopping to dining, to nightclubs.
Overview:
The negative: The guest rooms are definitely in need of remodeling. ALL linens need to be replaced. The beach is fairly crowded, and the water isn’t clear due to the continuous pumping of sand. The beach is a long walk from even the entrance of the resort, much less the guest rooms. Though this is a 24-hour All-Inclusive, many of the amenities have limited hours, even the pools close at 8:30pm. Food is pretty much over at 10:30pm, save the fridge at the Sport’s Bar.
The positive: The customer service is overall excellent. The food is decent/good quality and the variety is amazing, no stomach issues in 10 days. The grounds and facility are well-maintained. Entertainment was excellent. For the money, this resort was an EXCELLENT VALUE.
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