I went the Lavender Hill Spa with my husband as part of our Honeymoon in Northern California. We intended to start the day off with a couples massage, and then head to the wineries.
I get massages regularly as part of my yoga practice, so I didn't think twice when they told me on the phone when I made my appointment that they only had one male and one female masseuse (sp?). It was my husband's first massage, so I opted to give him the female, and I took the male.
Upon arriving at the spa, we were greeted by both our masseuses (sp?). His was professional-looking with a clean appearance. My was definitely not. Body odor, messy clothes, and I think he was even wearing eye makeup. I didn't feel right about this, but kept along with it trying to keep an open mind, remembering that we are in "hippie"-ish Calistoga.
We both got undressed, and onto the tables, and our massages started. I tried to relax, but my therapist kept breathing heavy. At one point he even moaned. Gross! Then he started knocking "himself" into the table. I picked my head up, and gave him a look to let him know that I thought it was weird, and he did not stop.
When he finally put his hands underneath where the towel was covering I had had enough. That's a "massage therapy no-no." I picked my head up a second time and said "What are you doing?" With that my husband picked his head up - and realized there was something wrong. The therapist then told me defensively that it was his first day on the job and he was a little nervous.
With that, I told him that it "wasn't working for me either," and that I wanted him to leave so I could get changed. After that, I just felt dirty - My eyes were welling up with tears, and when he saw that, he ran out of the room, leaving both of us with a very apologetic female therapist.
The female therapist offered to get the manager, but then instead returned with her business card - telling me she was unable to see us. Later that day (and the next) I called and left messages for the GM, but she never returned my calls.
I did get my money back for the massage, but that's neither here nor there. They are lucky I didn't press charges as far as I'm concerned.
WORST MASSAGE EVER - DO NOT EVER GO HERE!
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